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• VERSES FROM THE ABSTRACT #6 by Nobby V

  December 12, 2007 in Uncategorized

  Were I Stricken With a Bout of Philanthropy, To Whom Would I Give My Money? A woman came to my work the other day as a representative of a well-known charitable organization. We were all …

• November 5, 2007 in Uncategorized

• VERSES FROM THE ABSTRACT #5 by Nobby V

  November 5, 2007 in Uncategorized

  Now that Thanksgiving is here again, I have a simple request for you culinary ne’er-do-wells who couldn’t cook your way out of a paper bag: do your family a favor and brine the shit out …

• VERSES FROM THE ABSRACT #4 by Nobby V

  October 3, 2007 in Uncategorized

  From the burgeoning junkie to the Nigerian Lottery entrant, poised on the precipice of yet another chasm of idiocy, one truism applies to all: none want to hear your unsolicited advice. Be it from family, …

• VERSES FROM THE ABSTRACT #3 by Nobby V

  May 17, 2007 in Uncategorized

  Do Not Be a Cheap-Ass When Buying: 1) A mattress. You spend 1/3 of your life in bed. You might as well enjoy it as much as possible. You’ll never talk your lady into trying anal …